My Claim on Fool's Day Tiara....

• I'll trust all your concoctions and never question.
• I'm prone to heartaches coz I'm convinced you're looking for genuine thing (when all you want is a 'nice time').
• I'll give you a 2nd, 3rd, 4th..nth chance to set it right (even when I'm sure you're back to mess).
• I get up only to trip. And expect 'courage' when you never heard this Hebrew word.
• Disguise as my sweet innocent confidante, I'll tell you all. (Yes, ALL)
• I'll miss my last bus thinking you'd be on way to find me. And walk the road alone.
• My Labels: If I'm flexible, I'm weak. If not, I'm arrogant/high-headed/snobbish..
• I'll plunge into waters when I don't know how to swim. Not just that, I'd hope to make it against violent tides.
• My Options: Bruises now or wounds later. I choose the latter. 
• I (unsuccessfully) promise myself to 'Master Diplomacy'. (Experts say I cant apply for its prep-school course).
• I walk into perfect situations (hypothetically) without looking for exits. (I'm always sure I wouldn't need it this time).
• If I try until I die, I'd never win 'Plot-Plan-Scheme'. Well, I never understood CHESS. (So what? I AM still SMART).
• I'd love to sing what you mean to me. My head doesn't have quality antennas. (I lost my ego to a lady named 'Dumbness' long time back).
• You'd become my everything, until I graduate to nothing. You'd never work it out. I'd try until you vanish.
• I'd work sincerely hard & never fight for accolades. (Yes, true. I'm stuck mid-level for very long.
• I'd refer jobs for people & listen to answering machines when I'm laid off.
• I wont crib of my bank account but you'd still envy my queen-like loneliness.
• I'd put simple joys over luxury & never be impressed by what you have. Its WHO YOU ARE. (Yes, my doc said its a manufacturing defect and irrepairable).
• I'd let you find faults with me when more of yours are seen & gladly taken. (Yes, you wont have a clue).
• I'd act stupid to make you feel in better control of me. (Afterall, its the question of your smile)
• Tell me you love me. I'll jump-off the damn cliff, break my bones, & believe your helplessness on not being there to hold. Instead, I'll be sorry for not timing it well !!

Your sins are many. MINE only two.....EVERYTHING I SAY AND EVERYTHING I DO.

PS: AS YOU DONT 'VE A BIGGER FOOL TO RECOMMEND, OVATION TIME???